In collaboration with a selection of the finest film blogs the infranet has to offer CampMovieCamp is proud to contribute this quality post to Blair Week, a six day extravaganza expounding on the virtues of Linda Blair and her legacy of quality motion pictures. Don't believe me? Just read on...
Pretend you have a lot of money... in the 80's.
You could invest it in anything! Literally anything!
The economy is doing fine!!! Excess is in!!!! People love cocaine!!!!! Neon!!!! Hair products!!!!! Exclamation points!!!! And action flicks starring B-grade stars with lots of explosions.
Clearly you would invest mega-bucks in a movie called Nightforce!
I mean it's called NIGHT (pause for dramatic effect) FORCE.
BUT ONE WORD... without any dramatic effect!
It'll have tits. We'll repeat that scene a few times. A few more tits. Senators. Government stuff. What the fuck is acting? An explosion! Linda Blair!
All is fine.
It's just a movie.
What's the worst that could happen?
But low and behold. Thanks to you and your inability to invest properly, we are in the worst financial state this nation has seen since The Great Depression.
Thank you Nightforce, Linda Blair and more importantly YOU... for ruining the economy.
You should have invested in slap bracelets and pogs... dumb-asses.
...I guess for good measure I should post some tits/explosions/stuff... gotta get readers somehow right?
Oh. shit... Linda Blair! That's what this is about right?
Our colleagues are bringing fresh Linda related content all week long:
Monday May 10:
Lost Video Archive - Savage Streets
Satan's Hope Chest - Chained Heat and Savage Island
Tuesday:
Camp Movie Camp - Grotesque
The Horror Section - Hell Night
Full Moon Reviews - Bailout
Wednesday:
Illogical Contraption gets Repossessed
Lines That Makes Things drops original Linda inspired artwork
Breakfast In the Ruins - Exorcist II
Thursday:
B Movies and Beyond - Summer of Fear
Camp Movie Camp - Nightforce
Friday:
The Manchester Morgue - Rollerboogie
Happy Otter - The Chilling
Ninja Dixon - The Witchery
Saturday:
Lost Video Archive - Born Innocent
Unflinching Eye wraps it up with a look at Linda's fall from grace.
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