Ultraman Monsters Dance to MJ

Yeah I don't know, but it's awesome.

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VHS Cover of the Day: Blood Debts (1984)

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William Robert Thornton

I remember when Bo Jackson was hot shit as a double sport athlete back in the day. He definitely earned the hype because, well, he was good at what he did. I'm not sure why the double up doesn't work as well in the acting/singing field, though there have definitely been successes throughout the years. The pile of suck is great though, as I definitely find some charm in failed celebrity albums. Bruce Willis, Joe Pesci, John Travolta, even Steven Seagal have all released albums but what baffles me most is Billy Bob Thornton is still releasing albums! I've read a ton of positive reviews but I just don't hear it honestly.

So why, if I am not fond of his music, would I want to post this sampler from his very first release? Well in addition to four horrendous, if not entertaining music tracks are four interview tracks on his inspiration and love for music, all the usual crap musicians say. What's best is that this release was during his Angelina Days, so there's a lot of funny anecdotes and lyrics here in retrospect. I am being hard on the guy for sure, but he's sold a ton of albums since this release and was even listed in the top 20 Americana albums of 2009 from the AMA. I will let you guys judge though.

And his website...a feast for the eyes to be sure...

Billy Bob - Private Radio Sampler

VHS Cover of the Day: Terror on Tape (1983)

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Greg Grunberg in Witchcraft V: Dance With the Devil

When my wife agreed to watch Witchcraft V on VHS with me the other night, I thought I was the luckiest dude ever. I was completely wrong. Witchcraft V totally sucked! I wasn't expecting much honestly, but I especially wasn't expecting this short scene with Greg Grunberg from Heroes:

Now even more surprising than seeing loveable Greg here, is that FIVE of these Witchcraft movies were made. So I looked them up and to my horror there have actually been THIRTEEN Witchcraft turds released on the world! Lord have mercy on us all.


Full trailer for part 5 here...

I guess part 5 never made it to DVD, but you can get Witchcraft 666: The Devil's Mistress from amazon.

VHS Cover of the Day: Death Machine (1994)

Pornographic Spoofs (NSFW-ish)

There are a lot of big questions in life. Questions that have been asked since human beings were capable of rational thought...

Is there a god? What is the meaning of our existence? How do I know if this is the person I want to spend the rest of my life with? Does diet Dr. Pepper really taste like regular Dr. Pepper?

But, I think the question that haunts mankind most would have to be: Is there a film title that CAN'T be turned into a porn movie?

I want to believe that it's possible... but then a thing like Porn of the Dead comes out and I'm thrown into a whirlwind of mixed emotions... all of which end in shame, crying and a tissue(s).

Take a look at these amazing covers and then tell your significant other that you have to "stay up late doing work tonight."










Also, check out this list to see some other pure punny-porn brilliance! If all of these films arent made yet... they will be soon.

Boobs.