Camp Wrestling Camp Part 3

In the last wrestling post I mentioned the Macho Man's rap album, remember? Well in case you didn't have the get-up-and-go to investigate the matter for yourself, that's what we're doing today.

But let me back up a second and discuss the much beloved Hulk Hogan (and his Wrestling Boot Band) album from 1995, pre-Hollywood Hulk Hogan days. It's a weirdo mix and mash of genres, ranging from ballads to rap to pop. The album was produced by, and also features vocals from, The Mouth of the South Jimmy Hart, who before getting involved the with the WWF, was known from his work in '60s group The Gentrys, who generally just teetered outside the top 40, but did have one hit with "Keep on Dancing."

Anyways, this album here is RIDICULOUS. I'm not sure why Hulk did this, especially in 1995. I'm sure if he did an album between 1983 and 1987, I would have listened to it everyday for a good mental pump up as a kid, but alas, we instead get the Hogan on the decline and I'm not sure what to make of it. It's funny of course, but in no way pumps me up mentally or emotionally to get through the day.

Hulk Hogan - Hulk Rules

The Macho Man counters with a much more out-of-his-prime move and released this album in 2003! 2003!!!!!!!! His wrestling career was all but wrapped up by that point, so he decided he needed to release a RAP album, and even includes a diss track at Hogan, who had also pretty much retired at this point. I don't think they were even wrestling in the same league or anything. I'm not positive on that, but two aging wrestlers throwing diss tracks at each would be pretty funny to hear on a regular basis.

Macho Man - Be a Man

Of the two, Hogan's more listenable for its kitsch value, and it's not harsh on the ears. Savage does the whole album is his coarse tone and it's def not fun to listen to repeatedly. "I Want to be a Hulkamaniac," "Hulkster in Heaven" and "Be a Man" are instant camp classics, but they're all ridiculous, ha!

What's especially funny is back in the mid '90s I saw both Hogan and Macho Man at Clearwater Beach, FL during the height of their feuds I think. They were chilling in a parking lot, buddying around and signing autographs, there for a pre-olympic beach volleyball qualifying match. Very funny to see those guys out of the ring.

Camp Wrestling Camp Part 2

I think worse than actors turned musician is athlete turned actor. No, don't argue with me on this point! Unless you are arguing that athlete turned musician is worse, then yes, you win that argument (have you heard the Macho man's rap album by the way?) But anyways, let's stick to the issue at hand. Wrestlers have a great knack for performing in the ring, but when it comes to celluloid, well, I can't always say the same. Now, this all being said, some of these wrestlers below I hold near and dear, but I know full well that they suck at acting.

Hulk Hogan


The Rock


Rowdy Roddy Piper


John Cena


Goldberg

Ok so I actually do kind of like the Rock, despite his questionable film choices. And I kind of loved 12 Rounds, sue me. I'm drawing a blank on whatever other wrestlers have done movies, did Stone Cold Steve Austin make one? I know Captain Lou Albano was Super Mario. I'm too lazy to look up more right now, but post others in the comments! We'll put them up for a part 5. Parts 3 & 4 are reserved right now!

Camp Wrestling Camp Part 1

A while back David R. sent us these local Philly area commercials featuring Val Vasilef of the WWF hawking Russian Bear bodybuilding supplements. Man in the '80s the WWF was the shit! There has not been an epic sporting event since Wrestlemania 3. Sorry it took us so long to post these David, but damn they are hilarious! more wrestling coming up soon.