Battlefield Earth: A Personal Challenge

And how I wasted a Sunday afternoon.

1 PM:
Can I even make it through this film?
Probably not but I might as well try.

This is fucking terrible from the get go.

1:30 PM:
HAHAHA Forest Whitaker looks hilarious.

1:31 PM:
Are they drinking the ooze from tmnt?

1:35 PM:
I love the outfits. Everyone has cock holsters.

1:38 PM:
"With endless options of renewal! With endless options of renewal! With endless options of renewal!"
I have no idea what the fuck is happening.

1:41 PM:
This was a bad idea.

1:50 PM:
What the fuck is with these angles... also these costumes are straight from a shitty 90's nu-metal music video. Disturbed should sue.

2 PM:
My cat Walter just stepped on the controller and changed the channel. He is unhappy with this awful challenge. Can''t say I disagree with him.

2:10 PM:
Slipping into depression. John Travolta is the worst actor.

2:40 PM:
Had to take a break. I hope you understand.

2:45 PM:
How is there still 50 minutes left in this movie.

2:55 PM:
I can't think of Barry Pepper without thinking of Brian peppers.

3 PM:
What I thought would be a funny post/challenge turned out to be neither of those things.

3:05 PM:
NOTHING MAKES ANY SENSE!

3:08 PM:
Hahahahahha this was all worthwhile for the decapitated bartender scene. Well, not really. But I'm grasping at straws here.

3:20 PM:
I've had to apologize to my fiancee multiple times now. This movie is now affecting my personal life.

3:30 PM:
It's over.

What did I learn?

That this was a really bad idea.