12/15/09

Santa's Slay (2005)



Ok, well, I wasn't expecting much from Goldberg or this movie in general; the horrid DVD cover has turned me off for years. I mean, look at it. Does that look good to you? No! But Santa's Slay is awesome! Surprisingly enough, I was entertained the whole way through this ridiculous killer Santa flick with it's Arnold-worthy one liners and unexpected cameo-filled opener. It goes like this, Santa is really a pissed off demon because he lost a bet during a curling match. The loss means he has to give out toys and good cheer for 1000 years. Now that the bet is complete, Santa's on a rampage. For some reason my wife thought this movie sucked.



It's funny that Santa is played by Goldberg, who is Jewish. And we also see a pre-Lost Emilie de Ravin in a starring role. Grab some strong egg nog, some friends and throw this one on while trimming the tree. Bonuses include: curling, bison, biker santa, strippers, angels, demons and Goldberg's wrestling moves on display. Big bonus, also stars Robert Culp from "Greatest American Hero!"







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6 comments:

  1. The funniest part was those kids opening their christmas presents.

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  2. It's Futrama's robot santa claus in a live action movie!

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  3. Watched this last night... was awesome!

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  4. Hey you have described so clearly and naturally that i am definitely going to watch this movie as early as i can. Thanks for sharing the review in your blog.

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