Remember how back in 2007 New Angeles (Los Angeles was renamed after that big earthquake) was terrorized by vigilante punks and evil alien-men with bleached hair until two adolescent brothers (one was asian and one was Scott Wolf) saved the day even though they were outnumbered, like, a million to one by much bigger creatures? And Alyssa Milano was there, except she had bleached hair too...and Vanna White and George Hamilton (!) were the local news anchors...and computer graphics still looked all early '90s vector-y. What? That doesn't ring a bell? You're telling me you don't even remember fueling your car with burning newspapers? Seriously? Man, you need to watch Double Dragon.
Buy it here.