Is there a god? What is the meaning of our existence? How do I know if this is the person I want to spend the rest of my life with? Does diet Dr. Pepper really taste like regular Dr. Pepper?
But, I think the question that haunts mankind most would have to be: Is there a film title that CAN'T be turned into a porn movie?
I want to believe that it's possible... but then a thing like Porn of the Dead comes out and I'm thrown into a whirlwind of mixed emotions... all of which end in shame, crying and a tissue(s).
Take a look at these amazing covers and then tell your significant other that you have to "stay up late doing work tonight."
Also, check out this list to see some other pure punny-porn brilliance! If all of these films arent made yet... they will be soon.
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I was looking through the gay porn at my video store and I found one called BAREBACK MOUNTAIN. Haha!
ReplyDeleteoh man it's funny you posted this because i just saw the cover yesterday for The Texas Dildo Massacre
ReplyDeleteoh and we can't forget Forrest Hump
ReplyDeletei always tell my friends about porn of the dead.
ReplyDeletethe second best one has to be the davinci load....and one i haven't seen yet: edward penishands. sounds promising.
The other day I stayed up late and skinemax had on "The Devil Wears Nada" it was pretty awesome.
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